Every bloke should read Vernon God Little, an awesome novel by DBC Pierre about a young guy accused of massacring his classmates in a Columbine-style tragedy. Innocent Vernon's perspective on every day life is hilarious and I laughed out loud countless times ("I hate it when you go to meet somebody, and they spot you twenty fucken miles away, and just stay staring at you. You feel like your steps bounce too much, or your shoulders are too dangly or something. You hold the same dumb smile.").
A real page turner and highly recommended. Named one of the 100 best things in the world by GQ Magazine.
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